Meet the Up Yours Monkey Wine Holder – a bold, playful décor piece that’s guaranteed to get guests talking. Perfect for holding a standard wine bottle (bottle not included) and adding personality to your space.
💖 Why you’ll love it:
✔ Unique & humorous design
✔ Perfect for bar carts, kitchens, or dining rooms
✔ Great conversation starter
✔ Makes a fantastic gift for wine lovers (or monkey lovers!)
Measurements: H: 30cm W: 23cm D: 17cm
⚠️ Please note: Decorative holder only – product does not include alcohol or bottle.
🎁 Ready to stand out? Tap “Buy Now” and bring home the cheekiest décor piece you’ll ever own!
Monkey Wine Bottle Holder
🚚 Shipping Policy
At The Quirky Depot, we aim to dispatch all orders within 2 working days.
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Same Day Dispatch: Orders placed before 11am (Mon–Fri) will usually ship the same day.
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No Weekend Dispatch: We do not ship on Saturdays, Sundays, or Bank Holidays.
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Delivery Options: A variety of shipping methods are available at checkout.
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Local Collection: Free local pickup is available on weekends, but only once you receive your “Ready to Collect” email.
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Delivery Times: Delivery times vary depending on the method chosen at checkout. Please note that delivery estimates are provided by the courier and are not guaranteed.
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🔄 Returns & Refunds Policy
We want you to love your purchase. If not, returns are accepted within 14 days of receipt in line with UK consumer law.
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Condition: Items must be returned in the same condition they were received. Products that are damaged, used, or altered will not be refunded.
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Return Postage: Customers are responsible for return postage costs.
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Refunds: Refunds are issued once the item has been received and inspected. We reserve the right to refuse a refund if the item is not returned in its original condition.
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Damaged Returns: If a return arrives damaged, you may collect it in person, pay for it to be re-shipped to you, or request that we dispose of it.
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Exemptions: Bespoke, personalised, or custom items cannot be returned unless faulty or an error was made on our part.
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Faulty/Damaged on Arrival: If your order arrives faulty or damaged, please contact us within 48 hours with photos so we can resolve the issue.
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